American Dad!: (The American Dad After School Special)

Roger: Thanks for letting me interview you for the Anne Rice fanclub newsletter.
Debbie: Oh, no problem. How did you get my number again?

Roger: Huh? Oh, from your high school principal. Yeah, huge Anne Rice fan. Total 'mo.

Roger: Hi. Uh, reservations for two under "Roget".
Hostess: We don't take reservations.
Roger: Excellent.

(sees Steve)
Roger: Of all the buffets, Steve's at this one?

Roger: Here we are. Oh lucky you.

Roger: You got a perfect view of the busboy station. Dinner and a show.

Roger: Thank you, Sherry.
Hostess: My name is Helen.
Roger: Excellent.

(later on)
Roger: I like your face.
Debbie: Oh. I thought we were here so you could interview me.

Roger: I am. I am. So, question one: On a scale of zero to Lestat, how cute am I?
Debbie: What?
Roger: Speakin' of back rubs, you look like you could use a rub-a-dub-dub.

Roger: It's okay. I'm a licenced chiropractor or something.
Debbie: Look, my boyfriend and I just broke up, but I'm still kinda holding out hope that we'll get back together.

Roger: Oh.
(looks over at Steve, whom is set up on a date)

Roger: You know, why don't we switch seats, huh? (moves her across to other seat)
Debbie: Oh!

Roger: Chinese fire drill! Ah, we're having fun.

Debbie: Hmm? Oh, my God. That's my ex-boyfriend. I can't believe he's moved on.

Roger: You know what would teach him a lession? If he saw me and you makin' out.
Debbie: I don't know. He's not even looking.
Roger: Excellent.

(Debbie and Steve reunite)

Roger: NOOOooooooooo!!!!

(waiter walks by)
Roger: (casual) Uh, hi. Still waiting for bread sticks. I asked, like, five times. I don't know if this is your station.

Screen captures by Sara. Please give credit if used.