The Critic: (All the Duke's Men)

Jay Sherman: That's our show for tonight, next week I'll be reviewing Tom Cruise's sequal to Interview with the Vampire, entitled: 'A Few Good Monsters'

(Lestat slides into the room a'la Risky Business) *Phone Rings*

Father: Son, I hear music. I don't remember giving permission for a party.

Lestat: Well, uh, Dad, uh..

(Monsters arrive; music plays)

Father: And I hope you're looking after your brother Raymond.
Raymond: 5 minutes to Munsters..5 minutes to Munsters..Gotta see Herman, Gotta see Herman, Gotta see Herman..

Father: The castle's a mess, the Wolfman messed up the carpet & I think your brother Raymond is drunk!
Raymond: (flying) I'm an exelent flyer. (smacks into wall) Should have taken qualmis(?)

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