MST3King a Transcript of Queen of the Damned

Whether it was that first meal or the hundred years of rest, I'm not sure but suddenly I was feeling better than ever. My senses so high, they led me straight to the instrument of my resurrection, playing in my old house.

BANDMEMBER:
Jesus. Please don't call Lestat 'Jesus'. His head is big enough as it is.

BANDMEMBER 2:
Your voice...

BAND MEMBER 3:
Who the hell are you man?

LESTAT:
The question provoked an irresistible urge. No, keep your pants on, Lestat!

I am the vampire Lestat. I RULE!

It just rolled out of my mouth. With one simple sentence I had betrayed everything about my kind. Betrayed our code of secrecy.

BAND MEMBER 2:
Vampire. That's funny. Are you like that one on Sesame Street?

LESTAT:
Indeed. Hilarious. You're all...so beautiful. Uh-OH. I foresee Lestat making some new vampire

BAND MEMBER 2:
Your hand... Keep it to yourself, bub!

LESTAT:
Cold as death.

BAND MEMBER 4:
You're gonna kill us?

LESTAT:
No. All that you've ever dreamed of, I'm going to make yours. This is your lucky day.

It was a bold move, I admit, but from that moment on they were my friends, my children, my band. Giving the world a new god...me.

Oh boy..Buckle up kids, this is gonna be a bumpy ride.

JOURNALIST:
OK. So why here in London? First we have to deal with Madonna & now THIS?

BAND MEMBER 3:
C'mon man, we go where we're told to go just like you do.

JOURNALIST 2:
So how would you sum up your music?

BAND MEMBER 2:
Sex, blood, and rock n roll. ..But mostly rejected songs from Korn.

ROGER:
It's time. May I present, the vampire Lestat. And the Lestatettes!

LESTAT:
Good evening. Sorry I'm late, I was just trying to catch my breakfast.

Heh-heh-heh..No, that's actually not that funny.

JOURNALIST 3:
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but Aren't you Stuart Townsend? what I remember about vampires is that you guys generally keep your identity secret.

LESTAT:
Yes, why hide it in this day and age. I've hidden in the shadows for centuries. It's time to share myself with the world.

Well, goodie for the world then.

JOURNALIST 3:
Could you prove it? You know, give us a demonstration of your powers.

LESTAT:
If you like, I can give you a private demonstration in your hotel room tonight.

Oh please, Lestat you & I both know you can't get it UP.

JOURNALIST 2:
Lestat, your first and only concert's in Death Valley, just days away. Why just the one?

LESTAT:
I don't like repeating myself.

TRANSLATION: If I do more then one, sooner or later, they'll notice I'm lipsinging.

JOURNALIST 4:
There are lots of rumours flying around the internet about your sexual orientation the hidden meaning in your lyrics. That you're giving away vampire secrets. Something in all that?

LESTAT:
Maybe I'm trying to resurrect a few old friends. Daring them to come out.

Hey now, Lestat - Just because you have to scream about your sexuality from the rooftops doesn't mean you have to force everyone else out of the closet.

JOURNALIST:
These other vampires, aren't they gonna be pissed off that you're giving away their secrets?

LESTAT:
Mmm, I imagine they are. Yes.

JOURNALIST 2:
Do you have anything else to say to the other vampires listening out there?

LESTAT:
As a matter of fact, I do. BITE ME! Come out, come out, wherever you are. See you all in Death Valley.

GROUPIE:
I heard that Lestat keeps all these girls in his cellar and it's really nice and they give you food and cable and weed.

GROUPIE 2:
Oh please. Wouldn't they need a toliet, too?

GROUPIE:
That's what I heard. But you have to let him suck you on your neck whenever he wants. Doesn't sound too bad?

GROUPIE 2:
Done worse.

GROUPIE:
I'll say. I was on 'Flavor of Love'.

ROGER:
This way girls.

GROUPIE 2:
So this is Lestat's house? Why is it on fire?

ROGER:
It is this week. We move around a lot. Lestat's also a bountry hunter on the run from the law while searching for the only man who can clear his name.

GROUPIE:
Why's that?

ROGER:
What can I say? The guy's just... Boss. I didn't see you there.

LESTAT:
No. You wouldn't, would you? Where's your glasses, Roger? You know your vision is only gonna get worse if you don't wear them!

ROGER:
These are the girls that you asked for.

LESTAT:
Girls?..er I mean.. Ahh yes.

ROGER:
Do you want me to take the girls home...later?

LESTAT:
No thank you Roger. I'll make sure they're taken care of.

He'll give them a bus pass

GROUPIE 2:
You want some: VDs?

GROUPIE:
Want me?

GROUPIE 2:
You hungry? You hungry for something else? C'mon. Don't you want to have some fun?

When did this movie turn into 'Rock of Love'?

LESTAT:
Don't do that. Only I may touch myself!

GROUPIE:
Are you ticklish?

LESTAT:
I'm very ticklish. Which must be French for 'I will kill you NOW!'

Come out, come out, whoever you are.

Wait, maybe he didn't kill them. They're just playing hide & seek.

JESSE:
A voice. Calling to me. In my dream. Same dream I've had since I was 6. Of a family of my own. Not a strange dream really, whatever an orphan has.

MAHARET:
I'm sorry but you must go.

JESSE:
Why can't I stay with you? Please Aunt Maharet.

MAHARET:
I don't want you to go. But you must. Your cramping my style, kid.

JESSE:
Aunt, you're bleeding.

MAHARET:
You must be with your own. So I'm gonna set you free in the backyard & let nature take it's course.

JESSE:
I knew things were not as they were with other families. Unless other familys dress up as bats to fight crime at night.

MAHARET:
This isn't the life I wanted for you.

JESSE:
I only knew I was part of them at being cast out. Was I bad? Had I done something wrong?

MAHARET:
I'll always be watching over you.

JESSE:
I want to stay with you forever.

MAHARET:
You can't. So SHUT-UP!

SERENA ALTO:
Hi I'm Serena Alto with MTV News. And I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAY too old for this shit. Vampire turned rocker Lestat has returned. The new CD called Forsaken. Although his band hails from New Orleans, Lestat claims to be an 18 century French nobleman, who's been asleep for over a hundred years. Lame, huh? Here's a sneak look at the new video, the third single from the monster's debut album, Redeemer.

LESTAT SINGING:
Take a walk down the aisle at the end of the mile. Give your life to my charms in the Admiral's Arms.

JESSE:
Like everyone else, I assumed Lestat was a joke. A rock star with a gimmick. But then one of the phrases in one of his lyrics caught my attention. 'Shut Up & Sleep With Me Come On Aha & Sleep With Me' 'Take a walk down the aisle at the end of the mile. Give your life to my charms in the Admiral's Arms.' That rang a bell. I tracked down old leases in London. It turns out in the late 16 hundreds there was a pub in the back streets of mile end called the Admiral's Arms, and had a reputation for dealing with black magic and reports of people being lured there and vanishing. Now here is where you could find the Admiral's Arms in old London. That part of London is mostly old warehouses, meat packing plants, and a private club in the same location. I think that it's a vampire coven and Lestat is leading us to it.

TALAMASCAN:
Who took this picture? The framing is horrible!

JESSE:
I did.

TALAMASCAN:
You're still an apprentice; you don't do field work.

TALAMASCAN 2:
Jesse, the Talamasca has a code. We sit on our asses & the interns do the work!

JESSE:
I know. 'Observe the dark realm but be not of it.'

TALAMASCAN 3:
Well it held good for 12 centuries. We record and observe, but never interfere.

JESSE:
I had to see it for myself.

TALAMASCAN 4:
Is David aware of this?

DAVID:
Jesse... Where's my damn coffee?

JESSE:
Hello David. I was just explaining to... numbknots here..

DAVID:
Why don't you come see me in my office?

JESSE:
This is a real vampire coven, David and it's right in the middle of London.

DAVID:
All the more reason to have told me first. Listen Jesse, we know about Lestat. He swings by our headquarters every other week, offering random members the dark gift. What he's doing is unpreseted.

JESSE:
So why is he doing it? I mean aren't you curious? Don't you think we should find out?

DAVID:
C'mere, let me show you something. What do you see?

JESSE:
A calender with half naked teenage boys..OH, you mean the PAINTING.. Mid 1500's, Florence.

DAVID:
Mmhmm. Let's see. Stare at it and tell me if you see a sailboat.

JESSE:
This man is in both.

DAVID:
Yes Jesse. That is because I'm holding a mirror up to the painting. Yes. All the different paint samples, all authentic, each one painted at the time of that particular time. His name is Marius. I'm stalking him. I've been tracing him for years. My little obsession. I have a shrine made of, what I hope is, his hair & fingernail clippings. The closest we've come to the original vampire. Marius himself dates back to 400 BC.

JESSE:
So he's older than Lestat.

DAVID:
He made Lestat. No, he didn't David..You guys got some wires crossed there.

JESSE:
How do you know that?

DAVID:
Because I have Lestat's journal. Yeah, like Lestat's books are truthful sources of information..

JESSE:
I wanna see it.

DAVID:
Promise me you'll never go back to that place.

JESSE:
Je suis le vampire Lestat. J'aime danser!

LESTAT:
Twas the winter of 1788 and I had just learned English was brought to a Mediterranean island by the man who made me...if a man is what you'd call him.

He didn't have a weiner?

MARIUS:
Lestat, welcome.

LESTAT:
Who are you? Do I know you? Man, I hate waking up and not knowing who I had sex with the night before.

MARIUS:
I am a noble by nature but you may call me Marius.

LESTAT:
I am the lord of a great manor. They'll send an army out to look for me.

Uh-huh, more like your brothers will have your bedroom rented out by the end of the week.

MARIUS:
I doubt they'll find you, Lord de Lioncourt. You're a long way from home. You're weak, near passing. I can barely hear your heartbeat. The future hastens, an age beyond my antique reason. You will help me understand these times. That's why I chose you.

'understand these times.' Wait, is this Marius or Armand?

LESTAT:
Chose me for what?

MARIUS:
Target pratice. Drink and live. You've been brave enough for one night,my son. Drink and learn. Good, is it not? No more, no more Lestat. No more! Don't be afraid. It's only your body that dies.

Okay, now they're officially recycling Interview with the Vampire's dialogue.

LESTAT:
More.

I impressed my maker with my... WEINER! thirst for things. He set out to educate me in the unknown; taught me all about the world. It's hidden history, and about myself.

MARIUS:
That's enough my son. When you feed, you must hold back from the moment of death; you must never take their last drop or it will draw you in and you will die...for some reason. Appreciate your prey. Their blood that we take into us, carries with it life. Their life, their knowledge, their complexity.

LESTAT:
My senses run amuck. Like a new-born child, and as for my new powers, I was beside myself with the pleasure of it all.

MARIUS:
C'mon, we have stayed long enough. Sooner or later they're gonna notice we weren't invited.

LESTAT:
But we have spoken to no one. And I wanted to get laid tonight!

MARIUS:
A vampire's life is the life of discretion.

LESTAT:
Discretion? Why must we hide Marius? We are the powerful, we are the immortal. We should walk fearless in the open, no?

MARIUS:
That cannot be. We're vulnerable during the day, no trolls must never know about us, for the sake of all our kind.

LESTAT:
What, so I could never know her?

MARIUS:
Not unless you wanted to kill her.

LESTAT:
So I could never be known? How WILL the world go on?!

MARIUS:
You must be dead to the world. C'mon. We've got to leave.

GYPSY:
Sofia, run! Run! Go!

MARIUS:
Lestat! Stop her! You must!

MARIUS:
We must remain in the shadows. You still have a few lingering mortal emotions; they'll serve you no good my friend. A few hits with a hammer to the head to should take care of that.

LESTAT:
The faces of my victims haunted me. Reminding me of my fate. Nights and days, I played furious that I will never again partake of the simple joys of the world. I was meant for more than this.

Marius? Marius?

He ditched you, Lestat..Get used to it.

Would you like me to play for you?

MARIUS:
What have you done, Lestat?

LESTAT:
More!

MARIUS:
I don't think so my...lord.

LESTAT:
Let me go.

MARIUS:
You've drank the purest bloods in the oldest of things. Far too much for one as young as you.

LESTAT:
Her blood is like liquid fire. Who is she?

MARIUS:
She's your mother. Ewww..Lestat, stop making out with your moms! She's my mother. Gasp! Marius & Lestat are NOW brothers? Akasha; the Queen of all who are Damned. And he's her king. Akasha and Enkil nearly drank this earth dry when they ruled over Egypt. Gee,they sound GREAT. They drank until Enkil lost his will to drink. Without her mate beside her, she also lost hers; they became living statues. ..for some reason. She has no respect for anything except for the taste of blood, human and immortal alike.

LESTAT:
No! Release me.

MARIUS:
She made you quite powerful. But obviously not any brighter.

LESTAT:
You'll not stop me!

MARIUS:
I can hear her blood in your voice. In all the years I've cared for them, not once have they moved. Then you just HAD to go & mess with my stuff. Now I'll probably have to feed them & change their newspaper regularly.

LESTAT:
Until tonight, and she chose me.

MARIUS:
I chose you.

LESTAT:
Hey, there's enough LESTAT for all! Where are you going? Marius! Marius? Marius? MARIUS!?

Many times since, I have called to Marius, but there was no answer. Just the endless precession of days, months, years. My teacher left me to my darkest lesson: that in the end we are alone and there is nothing but the cold, dark wasteland of eternity. And THEN I discovered match.com, but that's another story..

JESSE:
David thought the journal would satisfy my curiosity, but it only made me want to know more.I had to go back to the Admiral's Arms. I had no choice.

MAN:
This is a fantastic place. I love it. Would you like anything to drink?

VAMPIRE:
Soon.

VAMPIRE 2:
Hi. Table or booth; Smoking or Non-Smoking?

JESSE:
Hi.

VAMPIRE 2:
Come here often?

JESSE:
All the time.

VAMPIRE 2:
I don't see any marks.

JESSE:
Well you haven't seen the rest of my body.

Is this the point in the film when it turns into soft-core porn? Because, seriously, half the vampire movies I've seen eventually turn into that.

VAMPIRE 3:
Is that an invitation?

JESSE:
Sorry, I'm taken.

VAMPIRE 4:
And, where is your host?

Host?..Webhost? I don't get out much, is that what kids talk about these days?

JESSE:
Oh, he's here somewhere. Yes, he's just using the restroom.

VAMPIRE 3:
This host...what's his name?

JESSE:
George Glass! Marius.

VAMPIRE 2:
Sorry. Don't know the guy.

JESSE:
Of course you wouldn't...he's an ancient.

VAMPIRE 4:
There aren't any ancients left.

VAMPIRE 3:
They are turned to dust.

VAMPIRE 2:
So unless you've got him in a bottle somewhere...

JESSE:
You know you're brave joking like that. I wish you could meet him.

VAMPIRE 2:
And why is that?

JESSE:
Cause you might learn something.

Oh, SNAP!

Excuse me.

VAMPIRE 2:
Going somewhere? Now this'll only hurt for a little bit. In fact...you might even enjoy it.

LESTAT:
Boo. That was quite the performance. You should be more careful.

JESSE:
Thanks.

LESTAT:
For what?

JESSE:
You saved me. Reading 'Blood Canticle' made me accept Jesus into my life!

LESTAT:
How presumptuous. So...you know Marius?

JESSE:
Well, I know a lot of things. Accept how to not make an ass of myself in a nightclub.

LESTAT:
Not how to stay alive, apparently.

JESSE:
Well, I guess we have that in common...although I think I'm a little ahead of the race here.

LESTAT:
Well...I can fix that.

JESSE:
Your song Redeemer, it's about the girl with the violin, isn't it? Yeah.

LESTAT:
Is it? Idontknow, I have a guy hired who writes those songs.. And what else do you think you know?

JESSE:
I, uh...

LESTAT:
You're, uh...shaking.

JESSE:
Cold.

LESTAT:
Still cold? So..go on. Tell me more about me.

JESSE:
You want... attention.

LESTAT:
What do I want?

JESSE:
You yearn... FINISH A DAMN SENTENCE!

LESTAT:
What do I yearn? For what do I yearn?

JESSE:
To walk with the living. Out of the cold, dark wasteland of eternity.

LESTAT:
Well. That makes you a very clever librarian. Talamascan. I knew I left that journal somewhere. So is it a good read?

JESSE:
It touched me.

LESTAT:
Did it now? Don't worry Jesse. Your kind never satisfies my thirst.

Told ya, Lestat's gayer than a handful of rainbows.

JESSE:
Lestat, I know something that's not in your journal.

LESTAT:
What? Those pictures in the Enquirer prove nothing!

JESSE:
You still have the violin, don't you? No, I understand. After all, it's only human.

LESTAT:
Clever librarian. Which reminds me, can you renew that copy of 'SuperFudge' I have out?

JESSE:
David, listen, I'm going to Los Angeles for the concert. I met him, David. I talked to him, I talked to Lestat.

DAVID:
Wh...Jesse, Jesse. Listen to me very, very carefully now. You are no longer seeing things clearly. Lestat has told the world that there are vampires among us, they are furious. They'll all be at the concert trying to kill him. You've become obsessed with him. I'm the only vampire fanboy at the Talamascan, missy! I'm worried about you Jesse.

JESSE:
Can you please not worry about me, please. And I'm going to be OK, and I'll check in and, I'm sorry, I have to go.

DAVID:
N..Jesse, Je...

Damn 2002 cell phones, always cutting people off.

LESTAT:
City of Lost Angels already fed on the blood of youth. My presence here barely stirred a ripple. So I was forced to run up & down the streets, naked as jay bird. We are three days till the concert. I could feel something was coming, I just couldn't figure out what.

Marius?

MARIUS:
Lestat. It is good to see you Lestat.

LESTAT:
And you. Still wearing the old fashions I see.

MARIUS:
Old habits die hard. Becides, disco & the 70s are BACK!

LESTAT:
How did you manage to slip through the 50's in...red velvet?

Lestat's just jealous that Marius outdressed him.

MARIUS:
I slept.

LESTAT:
Don't think you missed much.

MARIUS:
Elvis?

LESTAT:
Elvis. Yes.

And that's it?

MARIUS:
You're bigger than he is now. Yes, the fad goth singer who has put out one album is bigger then Elvis Presley..Don't feed his ego, Marius.

LESTAT:
So, after all this time. What's the occasion?

MARIUS:
You've just become very hard to avoid these days. Much like the flu. A distant conversation. What are you trying to prove, Lestat?

LESTAT:
Oh please girlfriend. It's a little too late to come over all paternal now Marius. 200 years and not a word from you.

MARIUS:
You almost cost me everything...and now you've done it again. This isn't the time to settle old scores.

LESTAT:
Vampires don't settle old scores. We harbour them. And then write disgruntled tell-alls. So how did you find me?

MARIUS:
I made you...I've always known where you are. Besides, I just had to look for the most gauche house on the block.

PWNED!

LESTAT:
Come. Let me show you what it means to live in the light.

Then Lestat proceeds to push Marius into the fireplace for daring to make fun of his taste in exterior home decorations.

MARIUS:
Impressive. Reminds me of old Madrid, running around, chanting in the forest. I returned to the primitive.

LESTAT:
Out there, my fans...they worship me. Millions of arms reach out to embrace, beg me to come into their lives.

MARIUS:
It's what you've always wanted.

LESTAT:
With all my black little heart.

MARIUS:
Do you think of anyone but yourself?

LESTAT:
I only have myself. You taught me that.

MARIUS:
It may be time to get ready for some company.

LESTAT:
And what's that supposed to mean?

MARIUS:
Your music's woken a very old friend. Can't you hear it?

LESTAT:
Akasha!

MARIUS:
Arisen. She has taken the king's blood. Absorbed his power.

LESTAT:
Good. Let her come. My concert isn't anywhere near sold out & we need all the people we can get!

MARIUS:
Cancel the concert. It's gonna suck anyways.

LESTAT:
Never.

MARIUS:
You're no match for her Lestat, you're not a god! We were once mortals too. It is our heritage, we protect.

LESTAT:
Such reverence for mortals. Then you should have left me as one.

AKASHA:
Mm. Satisfying. He was here not too long ago.

Yes, the foul stench of Axe body spray lingers for hours anywhere Lestat has been.

VAMPIRE 2:
You like him, do you?

AKASHA:
He reminds me of someone.

That dude from 'About Adam,' perhaps?

VAMPIRE 2:
All he's going to remind you of soon is a pile of bones. We're going to dismember him. Bleed him dry.

AKASHA:
Really? Is that what you're going to do?

LESTAT:
Old gods on new streets. Not only had the concert sold out among the living, it seemed all the undead were coming too. I knew that there would be a lot of angry vampires out there, frightened of the light I was directing on all our kind.

JOURNALIST 2:
'Do you have anything else to say to the other vampires listening out there?

LESTAT:
Yes. As a matter of fact, I do. I'm better than ALL of you! Come out, come out, wherever you are.'

They wanted me dead. Let them try, bring it on. Better dead than alone.

TICKET SELLER:
Hey honey. Would you like some tickets for tomorrow.

JESSE:
Ahh...

TICKET SELLER:
Are you going to the show?

JESSE:
Ahh...no thank you. But I have TASTE.

TICKET SELLER:
C'mon, I got em for 200 bucks.

JESSE:
200 bucks? I don't think so.

TICKETSELLER:
Ok. 50.

Jeeze, scalpers practically have to GIVE AWAY tickets to Lestat's concert!

JESSE:
Oh and 50, you're going to cut me a deal?

Ok, 50 cents. Take it or leave it!

ROGER:
Gorgeous. So listen, I only have 2 girls, so how old are you again? Check it out. Champagne?

GROUPIE 3:
Ooh, yeah. Huh, oh. Oh my god, Wait, I think this girl post on a forum I visit. I can't believe it's really you. I'm your biggest fan.

JESSE:
Boo.

LESTAT:
Boo back.

Quiet, you two.

GROUPIE 3:
Lestat, I came all the way from Tarzana.

Is that like Tazmania?

LESTAT:
Really? And you?

JESSE:
London. Despite having no accent after living there for years.

LESTAT:
A London Goth. I see. It's funny, I would've pegged you for a Talamascan.

JESSE:
Maybe in another life.

GROUPIE 3:
I'm an Episcopalian.

ROGER:
And I'm a freakin Buddhist. Uh, Lestat... Just kill me NOW, I can't take anymore of this bullcrap..

LESTAT:
Roger, would you take our little Episcopalian back to church?

ROGER:
Just one tonight?

LESTAT:
Sure.

ROGER:
Ah, sweetheart... Roadies get leftovers.

GROUPIE 3:
What?

ROGER:
Come on. Come on.

GROUPIE 3:
But...

ROGER:
Don't worry. It's a good thing, believe me. Dude's already got a whole closet full of dead groupies.

GROUPIE 3:
Do I still get to go backstage?

LESTAT:
Why are you following me? What do you want? So you've come all this way, just to return this to me out of the goodness of your heart.

JESSE:
I want you to show me what it's like.

LESTAT:
What what is like exactly?

JESSE:
To be like you.

LESTAT:
Well, mostly I sit around, talk about myself. I don't have time for this.

JESSE:
All a vampire has is time.

LESTAT:
Not this one. I'm a loner, Jesse. A REBEL.

JESSE:
Right. The covens are coming for you. How are you going to spend what may be your last night on earth Lestat, as you always have, alone?

LESTAT:
Why not? I've got my xbox.

JESSE:
Why not share it with me?

Sorry, he's only got one controller.

LESTAT:
All right. This may be painful for a mortal. You're still attached to your skin.

And vampires AREN'T?!?

JESSE:
I don't care.

LESTAT:
Do you trust me?

JESSE:
...Yes.

LESTAT:
Then close your eyes. Marius was right, but I never understood until I met you.

JESSE:
What do you mean?

LESTAT:
You're beautiful to me because you're human. Your frailty, your short years, your heart. Even as you think it's breaking. All that suddenly seems more precious than anything I've ever known.

JESSE:
I'm not as precious as you think. I shop at Hot Topic! Do it. Please. Let me be with you. Let me know everything.

LESTAT:
You want to know everything? Come then. I'll show you.

JESSE:
What is it? What are we doing?

LESTAT:
Shhh.

JESSE:
Is she all right?

VICTIM:
Get away! Get off me!

LESTAT:
Now you see? Are you ready? Now do you want it? No, of course you don't.

Come children.

DAVID:
Jesse? Jesse!

MARIUS:
Hello David. I must show you my new paintings sometime.

MAHARET:
Find Jesse.

LESTAT:
Want more? This one's for those who've come for me.

MAHARET:
Akasha.

LESTAT:
Akasha...

Janet...Brad..Rocky!

AKASHA:
Why so surprised my love? You called, I've come.

LESTAT:
My love?

AKASHA:
Never fear me Lestat. All your wishes have come true.

LESTAT:
My wishes? Duhh...what?

AKASHA:
For a companion...to share eternity. You're bold...like your music. You live your life in the open like I did. Long ago. When I had a king.

LESTAT:
Had a king?

Stop repeating everything!

AKASHA:
He's no more. Now you are my consort. That's why I kept you safe...alive.

LESTAT:
You? Me not understand!

AKASHA:
You thought it was all you? Ahh, the ego of a king as well. Yes. I know you Lestat. I know that you crave to have the world at your feet. And I've come to give it to you.

LESTAT:
Where are we? And where are my pants?

AKASHA:
We are home. We live everywhere and anywhere we choose. The world is our garden. The pool & beach our litterbox.

JESSE:
All these years, I'd hoped this place was real. For the first time in my life, I feel like I am home. Strange that this journey should lead me here; this place that's haunted my dreams. 'Aunt, you're bleeding.'

MAHARET:
'You must be with your own. I'll always be watching over you.'

JESSE:
'I want to stay with you forever.'

AHHHH!!! The movie's starting over again!

MAHARET:
Forever is a very long time.

JESSE:
Aunt Maharet. You haven't aged, you haven't changed at all.

MAHARET:
I have an EXCELLENT plastic surgeon. I was once a mortal too. I boar a child before Akasha took me...and WHAT?; I took care of that children and her children, and her children's children. This is our family...my way of coping with eternity. You are what keeps me connected to the world of the living. When your parents died, I brought you here to take care of you. Now is not the time. You were seeking answers and now you've found them. The family is who you are.

AKASHA:
Drinking my blood allows you to live in the light. And soon the sun will no longer sting your eyes. This is but a taste of what we shall share my love. My king. Behold, our kingdom.

LESTAT:
Kingdom of corpses?

Uh-oh, looks like Lestat has a new album name.

Why?

AKASHA:
Why not?

LESTAT:
Well, it will be very stinky for starters. This is why you have risen?

AKASHA:
They believed in nothing. Now they ARE nothing. But you and I, we will change all that. We will give the world something to believe in again. Now come my love. We have a score to settle.

MAHARET:
Since my mortal death, I have watched, I have guided and cared for my human family. Generations beyond memory.

MARIUS:
This is why we must fight Akasha. For the sake of your Great Family. ..You GOTTA be kidding me! Screw THIS! I'm going home.

MAHARET:
The world we know is about to end. The only way to prevent this is through Akasha's destruction.

PANDORA:
But how? Holycrap, they gave Pandora a line!

MAHARET:
When she opens herself to give blood, she's vulnerable.

MARIUS:
Whoever takes the last of her blood will not survive it. ..for some reason.

JESSE:
What about Lestat?

MAHARET:
Dearest, Lestat has joined with Akasha, to HELL with Lestat! he's lost to us now; forget him. Besides you can do MUCH BETTER, honey.

AKASHA:
My children. Warms my blood to see you all gathered. Plotting against me.

MAHARET:
Akasha...

AKASHA:
Maharet. You will address my king first.

You mean the shirtless dude with too much eyeliner?

JESSE:
Lestat, what has she done to you? And why are you wearing a dress?!

MARIUS:
Lestat, step aside. Bitch.

LESTAT:
Never.

MAHARET:
The world has changed since you reigned.

AKASHA:
Then we shall change it back. Humans are animals. Brute creatures. Their destuction can only make sense. Then who are gonna feed upon?

MAHARET:
We've found other ways to co-exist.

AKASHA:
Ah yes. In silence, in shadows, in shame and for what? For respect of mortals? They are nothing to us. They are merely food.

MARIUS:
Akasha, please...

AKASHA:
You think you can change my will. I've had enough of this discussion. Join me or die.

MAHARET:
I will not.

PANDORA:
I will not.

ARMAND:
I will not. Without a cut of the profits!

MARIUS:
I will not.

AKASHA:
Do you love me?

LESTAT:
Yes.

AKASHA:
Then prove it. Kill her.

LESTAT:
She's nothing to me.

AKASHA:
Just the same. I'd like for you to kill her.

MAHARET:
You will not touch her.

AKASHA:
You still think to challenge me, Maharet. Now.

JESSE:
No, it's all right Aunt Maharet. It's what I want.

AKASHA:
How sweet.

JESSE:
I'm ready.

AKASHA:
See my children? Remember your real family. Or join hers.

LESTAT:
Now. Give me my crown.

It's actually more of a tiara.

AKASHA:
Spoken like a true king. Come. You see how he obeys. And goes on the newspaper. You will, or you will all die. That is enough Lestat. That is enough Lestat, stop!

You kill me; you kill yourselves.

MAHARET:
Wait, Lestat. You must stop.

DAVID:
Hello? My god. Jesse...

JESSE:
Hello David. David, this is Lestat.

LESTAT:
Hello. I have something for you. I believe, that you wanted this back.

DAVID:
Yes, thank you. Thank you so much. Can I ask.. Can you get me a lock of Marius's hair?

JESSE:
What's it like?

DAVID:
Yes.

JESSE:
Do you wanna find out?

DAVID:
Me? No, I'm too old to live forever.

JESSE:
Well, if you ever change your mind... Or switch bodies or somethin. so this is goodbye.

DAVID:
Yes.

MARIUS:
Hello David. What part of keep 200 feet away at all times, do you NOT understand?

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