Fake Trivia Facts about the Interview With the Vampire movie

I have unearthed some shocking behind the scenes secrets about the film.

I don't need THIS! I could be working on Cool World 2 right now!
Advanced special effects & camera angles were required because Tom Cruise is actually only 5'4.

This movie needs more nudity, Tom.
Lestat constantly hung out on the set.

Why do I always have this effect on people? Is it ME?
And from then on, would continue to visit Tom Cruise nightly until he was driven mad.

Who the hell is THIS idiot?
Louis, on the other hand, would privately refer to Brad Pitt as
"That chunkhead who can't do an accent to save his life."

My trailer, NOOOOOoooooo!!!!
Although Louis does insist that he had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the fire that mysteriously burned down Pitt's trailer on the 2nd night of filming.

Hi, can I stalk you?
Armand, oddly enough, did not have a problem with being portrayed by Antonio Banderas.

Why can't I be tall?
Could it be that a certain someone secretly wants to be tall, dark & Spanish?

...Possibly to be continued.